The Bluffers' guide

Calling all footballing neophytes... seasonal supporters, and women (or men) who just have to tolerate the beautiful game every now and then to stay in their mens' (I might be generalizing here... no disrespect meant for various other inter or intra gender affairs) hearts, here's a great article. This will allow you to bluff your way through any asocial gathering of neanderthal football (soccer) buffs.